May 2012
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WatchMy mom really likes Adele so i decided to cover one of her songs. There are a few mistakes and some messy transitions but those things are being improved so i can make a better video with better quality in the future.
Also your feedback would be appreciated!
April 2012
49 posts
Anonymous asked: damn aren't you so funny
4/20
equals 0.2
it’s not that hard to solve… why is everyone putting this in their status??????????
lmfaaaaaaoooooooooo i’m just joking kidding hahaha that post ain’t truue hahahaha looooooooooooooooooool XDDDxDddxDDDxDDDDD i take it back haaghahahaha
I love the smell of COLONS
and no I didn’t misspell that.
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walking in downtown toronto to meet friend
waiting to cross the intersection
waiting for that pedestrian light to turn into a hand
look around my area and see dog poop
So glad didn’t step on it
See elegant woman walking with swagger in her business attire and with her approximately 6 inch heels
Oblivious at the fact that there’s dog poop
I was going to warn her
but she steps...
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I dont think anything comes good with being an asian male because regardless of the achievements and talents that come up, everyone will still assume our penises are the size of a snack size twix bar.
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http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i+wish+i+was+asian
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goddesstodden replied to your post: Where is Tupac now?
turned off
HE’S ALIVE MAN I SAW IT ON THE T.V SCREEN
what if we extracted the memories/personalities of the stars we’re attracted to and put it into some kind of computer chip and then modify that so they can be attracted to us and then apply this with the hologram of the star and combine it with a fleshlight. fucking futuristic, Retweet, like plsssss.
Where is Tupac now?
I’m going to make a link that says “My nudes” on my tumblr but actually its not my nudes instead it redirects you to a honeypot site full of FBIs so they track your IP address and have the swat team in your house in no time.
Hey, wow, oh man, you got me there! I really thought those were your nudes, but actually it redirects me to your ask box! Oh man, what a funny person you are. Where’d ya learn how to do that?
First I park my car parallelly, then i come home to find out my wife is fucking some black guy.
fuckmylife
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abusivemom:
caraknightley:
first i park my bitch
then i fuck your car
Please don’t push people in front of trains because that’s like killing someone man and you sabotage me from going to class and doing my exam which is basically killing me too.
DOES YA GOT COBWEBS IN DA PUSSY?
I met a girl named Gertrude today.
That name sounds so old and makes me wonder, “does she got the cobwebs in da pussy?????”
Watchlikeasleepyhead:
Husky pup arguing about taking a bath
THEY ARE SO CUTE I NEED ONE
very gud doge
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I’m that asian guy that informs you that asian-western tattoo quote you got in your body means “I Like blueberry flavoured popsicles in my butthole”.
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If it weren’t for women with large buttocks, i would’ve committed suicide long ago.
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I JUST WANT SOME GATDAMN CADBURY CREME EGGS
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richwhitelesbian:
We each had two days’ worth of food, winter survival gear, oxygen tanks, and a gun with one bullet. We didn’t know what was waiting for us in the friend zone.