February 2012
65 posts
I took the time to find that “rage comics in real life” video to dislike and report it.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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“Hey, can you watch my stuff, I’m going to the washroom to scratch my vagina”… Probably the weirdest thing i heard today.
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Stop taking pictures of old men from a distance and making up sappy love stories about them afterwards.
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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I like kiss touch & make love. I want sexy hot babe girlfriend.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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IF I WAS A GIRL AND A GUY BROUGHT ME TO MCDONALDS FOR VALENTINES DAY AND BEING ROMANTIC I WOULD TELL EVERYONE THAT HIS PENIS IS A SIZE OF A TRIPLE A BATTERY.
Feb 14th
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Red table cloth, a copious amount of red flowers, formal clothing and 2 teen couples celebrating Valentines day with class at the local Mcdonald store.
Feb 14th
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Feb 10th
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Anonymous asked: DONT LIE TO ME NIGGA. WHO. IS. YOUR. FAVORITE. PORN. STAR. GO.
Feb 10th
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w0lfstyle replied to your post: Today, why would you clean it up fag IT WAS EVERYWHJERE
Feb 10th
Today,
Finish midterm an hour early 20 minutes before the bus leaves but takes 30 minutes to walk there Fucking sprint See cute girl, glares at me, i know she wants my genitalia sweating so hard, but i gotta get her number look at watch and still have 20 minutes after running for 5 minutes (wtf), and then pull out iphone to get number but instead spaghetti falls out be embarassed, start to clean...
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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shout out roll-around backpacks
Feb 10th
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I actually like piercings and tattoos but there’s a point where it just becomes really ridiculous and obnoxious. I would never approach a person with spacers bigger than my fist.
Feb 10th
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Sitting in my accounting class when this guy beside me who is wearing a “G-UNIT Co.” sweater, a LA black SnapBack, a black g-shock, and huge black thick rimmed glasses said “hey man, I was wondering if you could explain to me what the difference between a debit an credit account??”. I looked at him in the eyes to say “are you fucking serious???”, but those words...
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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cashcrab: Is there meat in a knuckle sandwich? I just need to know because this bully keeps telling me he’s going to give me one in the parking lot after school on Friday and I’m vegan.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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i took a nap on my bed, but I woke up on the basement couch with just my boxers on.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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I broke my fathers heart when I told him I wanted to be an accountant instead of a Doctor, followed by getting whipped with the belt and not getting fed for 2 weeks. GOOD TIMES.
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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“Y-YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! IF I DON’T MATCH THE COLOR OF MY SHOES WITH...”
– Filipinos
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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I want to go to Tumblr University and major in “swaqq and dopest outfit” for 3 years and grab my “YOLOlogy” masters for 2 years and then my PhD for “creative motivational writing” which is like being a master on posting pictures of myself with a motivational quote saying “you’re beautiful” while wearing a snapback and holding the dopest Jordan...
Feb 6th
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